Let Me Introduce Myself…
– Part Two –
I remember my entire life as a Human, all twenty six mind-numbing years of it. Well apart from those childhood years that no one remembers but they don’t really count do they.
I was thrown inside of charity clothing bins forty seven times, hung by the hooks in the gymnasium changing rooms one hundred and thirty nine times, downtroued, wedgied and melvined well over a thousand times and beat up almost daily for five years.
However the most memorable moment at school was being stuffed into my gym bag, and rolled down the hill of our schools top-field, crashing into a tree near the bottom and breaking my arm and a few ribs in the process. As you can guess, I couldn’t wait to get out of school and when that last day arrived I never looked back.
I was a late bloomer in life, it wasn’t until I left school that I became, for lack of a better word ‘cool’. I took a gap year from college, and started going to the gym where I packed on a bit of beef.
Even though I was only in college for just over a year, I made quite a few friends.
Including some of the bullies from my high school, they totally didn’t recognize me, which I guess I couldn’t blame them as I did look totally different from high school.
I’d cut off my long hair and reverted back to my natural sandy brown hair colour as opposed to the “I hate my life, where are the razorblades?” emo black I sported in high school.