Let Me Introduce Myself…
– Part One –
The sun rises over Auckland City. What looks to be another glorious summer morning will no doubt turn out to be another typical Auckland day involving bright sunshine, a number of showers, random gusts of high winds and the occasional Zombie horde.
Life is pretty difficult right now, unemployment is at an all-time high, the crime rate is through the roof, cans of non-perishable foodstuffs are worth more than the New Zealand dollar right now, and almost every other global currency come to think about it. And the Average Joe needs to take out a personal loan in order to fill up their car with gas if they don’t have the means to just take it.
Luckily, I’m no Average Joe. You may have picked up on my Zombie comment earlier on? No you are not going crazy, I definitely said that. Although you must be living under a rock if this is the first you have heard about it. For just over three years now, a Zombie Outbreak has affected the planet.
What started out as pretty much the start of every single Zombie movie ever made, like the cure for cancer, the cure for Alzheimer’s, the cure for stupidity, turned into something far more sinister. Some places were hit harder than others, and New Zealand was hit pretty damn hard.
But relax; don’t shit your pants just yet, I’m not one of those mindless Human eating Zombies. For some reason, I got to keep most of my brain after I got bit. I don’t know why this is the case, I guess I’m some kind of Zombie-mutant or something.