My Life As A Zombie.
(Teaser 2 – Paragraph 2 & 3 of intro chapter)
Life is pretty difficult right now, unemployment is at an all-time high, the crime rate is through the roof, cans of non-perishable foodstuffs are worth more than almost every global currency at the moment. And the Average Joe needs to take out a personal loan in order to fill up their car with gas if they don’t have the means to just take it.
Luckily, I’m no Average Joe. You may have picked up on my Zombie comment earlier on? No you are not going crazy, I definitely said that. Although you must be living under a rock if this is the first you have heard about it. For just over three years now, a Zombie Outbreak has affected the planet.
What started out as pretty much the start of every single Zombie movie ever made, like the cure for cancer, the cure for Alzheimer’s, the cure for stupidity, turned into something far more sinister. Some places were hit harder than others, and New Zealand was hit pretty damn hard.